If only I was like 'Wallace & Gromit'! As in made from plasticene. Just to add insult to my current injury, I have just discovered a hairline crack in one of my front teeth. Hence the notion that if I was made from plasticene (other brands of modelling clay are available on the market), I could just replace the tooth after five minutes of moulding!!
Now, I have three fears in life:
- Heights. I hate them. I have never been on an aircraft and I never intend to either. If God had given me wings, no problem, but he didn't so that's the end of it. And I don't like Red Bull either!
- Water. I have ventured onto a ferry a couple of times and that wasn't too bad I suppose, but a small boat? Forget it! I can't swim either and I will never venture into a swimming pool, not a chance.
- The dentist. I have had nothing but problems with my teeth since childhood. Braces, multiple extractions, horrendous fillings and root canal cock-ups that ended in infection. I only ever go when I have no other choice.
So, number three on my list looms once again. I am terrified let me tell you. I suppose I will have to call my last dentist tomorrow and check if I'm still registered.
I just can't believe my run of bad luck at the minute. This blog must make depressing reading!
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